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Now then, thought I, unconsciously rolling up the sleeves of my frock, here goes for a cool, collected dive at death and destruction, and…
This is a SECRET SOCIETY
Nov 26 • 
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There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead, Mr. Stubb, and that’s what ye came for. (Pull, my boys!) Sperm, sperm’s the play!
Gross.
Nov 7 • 
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The straight warp of necessity, not to be swerved from its ultimate course
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Oct 24 • 
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For this is one of those disheartening instances where truth requires full as much bolstering as error.
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Oct 3 • 
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When this hell in himself yawned beneath him.
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Sep 17 • 
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Considered overly sophisticated, super-subtle, culturally decadent, theologically dangerous, and spectacularly beautiful
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Aug 31 • 
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MEAN LOW WATER
Welcome to a SECRET SOCIETY
Jul 18 • 
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MAINE ROOM TONE
"He calls that fun. Humph! I save my sweat."
Jul 2 • 
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Hark! The Infernal Orgies!
Methinks it pictures life.
Jun 20 • 
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DRINK AND PASS
It is my birthday
Jun 3 • 
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