DRINK AND PASS

"This sunken eyed young Platonist will tow you ten wakes round the world, and never make you one pint of sperm the richer..."

Often the pale Dough-Boy was fain to bring on a great baron of Salt-Junk

Half-Fabulous Whales

The return of THE JOY OF ZONING

A KICK IN A MER-MAN'S BUTT

Larry the Large Llama observes as the people of Hodgtona Beach form a cult and start worshipping the poker room.