Good evening, whenever you are. My name is John Hodgman.
Welcome to the whole bunch of new subscribers who found this SECRET SOCIETY somehow.
To remind, at the top of the stairs is a SECRET ROOM, where I offer secret messages and read to you from Moby Dick for some reason lately.
But here on the stairs, there is plenty of good company and PUBLIC INFORMATION including these two ALERTS:
ALERT ONE: We are almost sold out at CITY WINERY for Judge John Hodgman: ROAD COURT the day after tomorrow.
However, we definitely still need cases to adjudicate LIVE and ON STAGE with WINE. If you’re going to be there, or would like to be, please send me your beefs HERE.
ALERT TWO: We are also sold out in Pittsburgh, and nearly so in Pennsylvania, but I guess Weezer is playing in Washington DC on Saturday? And everyone knows: podcast people love Weezer.
Anyway, tickets are still available there, and we have some TRULY WILD CASES to hear on stage in the D of C, so I’m hoping you will either click HERE for tickets, and/or share this with the CAPITAL PEOPLE in your life…
And obviously, or maybe not obviously, tickets for all our upcoming shows are HERE.
Q: Will we have “Weird Dad” dad hats for sale? A: YES.
Q: Will we have “Weird Mom” hats to? A: YES AND YES AGAIN.
If you wish now to ascend the stairs, you may, for THE REST OF THIS MESSAGE IS SECRET…