Good evening, whenever you are.
I promised you a recap of the season premiere of BELOW DECK, and I really tried to do it. But I got HIJACKED, as you will hear in the SECRET ROOM.
But before we ascend those stairs, let me offer you some public information…
TOMORROW (Saturday) I was supposed to be a panelist on Jordan Klepper’s live comedy panel show THE SHIT SHOW.
But Jordan has been called away on Daily Show duty, so now I am filling in for him as host. I have not performed at my beloved BELL HOUSE for a long time, so if you happened to be there, I would be very pleased and feel calmer.
You might also have learned that Judge John Hodgman now has its own YOUTUBE channel (TIKTOK TOO).
While you’re obviously welcome to enjoy the SOUNDS-ONLY edition of the podcast, this week features rare footage of me and Jesse IN STUDIO TOGETHER, not to mention, MY BIG GAVEL
Plus you get to see the nice faces of our litigants, who in this case are a DAUGHTER LIVING IN DENMARK, and her cool Mom who is in TOO MANY BOOK CLUBS.
So please consider going OVER THERE and smashing all those likes and subscribe buttons. It will really help people discover the show.
Finally, I risk repeating that I will soon be AT SEA with the JONATHAN COULTON CRUISE in March, and if you book using code HODGMAN24, they will let me know and you and I can play Scrabble, if you want, at a time of your choosing.
We can also talk about BELOW DECK if you’d like.
But now please ascend the stairs to receive the secret message, including a little bit about BELOW DECK, quite a bit about the dog called TIGER LIPS, and the definition of the term COMPETENCY PORN.