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These are not Haiku

These are not Haiku

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John Hodgman
Nov 11, 2023
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The tour is over. 
The tour continues. 
bit.ly/FREAKSTREAM

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Thursday I walked up
Broadway with a friend who writes 
haiku. He explained: 

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Modern haiku is 
not about the syllables
Just capturing time

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Look right. Now look left. 
Just describe. No metaphor
So, I said, like this?

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Plywood post no bills
UPS truck stopped idling
A schnapps bottle falls

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Pretty good! he said
(We didn't drink the schapps, BTW.) 
(The man in front of us dropped it)
(Like a leaf into the river)

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But that is simile, not haiku
And my friend was just being polite
It wasn't pretty good

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Looking at Wikipedia this morning 
I hear what my first draft was missing. 
Kireji: the cutting word. 

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In the SECRET ROOM:
More non-haiku from Thursday
And the cutting word

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But first, a poem I read yesterday that I really liked: LOVER OF CARS by Olivia Sokolowski.

THE REST OF THIS MESSAGE IS SECRET

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