Good evening, whenever you are. This is a SECRET SOCIETY.
I am writing to you now from the SKY DECK of the SKY CLUB at the SKY PORT called LAX.
Soon I will be flying home to the east, but first, my many thanks to you of the west who came to see our show at SF SKETCHFEST last weekend.
We will release that show as a podcast soon, but in the meantime, there’s another new episode of Judge John Hodgman available NOW.
Thank you also to Paul and Janie, my secret family in LA, for letting me stay with them while I was up to @FTER MIDNIGHT and some other work that shall reveal itself some day soon, I hope.
Paul and Janie left last night to fly to SF for their round of Sketchfest, and they trusted me to be HOME ALONE, and for once I didn’t freak out, sleep walk, or set up a bunch of traps for burglars.
I’m mad that I can’t see ALL of Paul’s shows in SF this weekend, but YOU absolutely CAN AND SHOULD, by clicking.
He’s also playing MAINE for the first in a long, so let’s get tickets and I will meet you THERE.
If you already subscribe to Paul and Janie’s WEEKEND WATER substack, then you already know (IFASTPAJWWSTYAK, as they say):
PAUL AND JANIE ASKED ME TO HELP THEM RECAP SEASON 11 EPISODE 1 of VANDERPUMP RULES! And I said yes.
You can hear it all in the SECRET ROOM this week, where Paul and Janie help me sort out the Scandoval, plus my really dumb teletubbies joke, as well as my personal ranking of the captains of the Below Deck franchise.
Meanwhile, please don’t forget that if you book passage on the JOCO CRUISE in March and use code HODGMAN24 at checkout, I will play SCRABBLE with you AT SEA, and you will probably win.
OK, the rest of this message is secret, so